Paresito Tee

the trace oversized tshirt featuring a design with military food
Paresito Premium Oversized Tee Original price was: € 43,90.Current price is: € 35,12. save € 8,78
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(4 customer reviews)

The enemy was bad. The food was worse. Paresito is for everyone who survived the mess hall.

Original price was: € 39,90.Current price is: € 27,93. save € 11,97

Our model is 187 cm and wears L.

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Description

A t-shirt cut for real wear built on a joke every soldier gets: the mission was rough, but the food was the real punishment. Paresito puts military mystery meat exactly where it belongs, on a shirt you can laugh at. Clean cotton and a sharp print with a straight face.

This Paresito t-shirt is for the ones who ate whatever came in the ration and lived to complain about it. Some scars are from the kitchen.

Explore more military t-shirts in The Trace collection.

Sizing

Sizing

Regular-fit.

Our model is 187cm and wears size L.

When in doubt between two sizes we recommend taking the larger size.

Shipping & returns

Shipping & returns

Preparing your order costs around 3-5 work days (because of a busy period, it takes one or two work days longer to process).

You will receive a track and trace code when your order gets shipped.

Once printed, your order can no longer be stopped or changed.

All shipping and return costs are borne by the customer.

To return an order check the Refunds and Returns policy.

Care instructions

Care instructions

Wash max 30°C / Wash inside out / To keep the best quality we do not recommend the tumble dryer.

Materials

Materials

100% Cotton.
(Heather grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Viscose)

200 gsm

Reviews (7)
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7 reviews for Paresito Tee

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  1. Chris (verified owner) –

    Goede pasvorm.
    Goede print kwaliteit zit er nog als nieuw op na dat het al meerdere keren in de was is geweest

  2. Jordi (verified owner) –

    Good design and nice shirt.

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    Steven De Prins★ via Trustpilot – 4 November 2026★★★★★

    Super design and quality! Fast shipping too! Thanks!

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  4. Steven (verified owner) –

    Again a great quality shirt with a fun design!

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    Steven De Prins★ via Trustpilot – 29 October 2026★★★★★

    Top class! Fast shipping and awesome kit. Them muscle fit shirts are mega 💪🏻😎🤙🏻

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    Charles Somon★ via Trustpilot – 10 June 2026★★★★★

    Deux achat sur le site, un au blackfriday et le deuxième en mai, première livraison avec du retard suite à l’afflue de commande mais une communication excellente pour informer les clients du retard et un beau coupon de réduction à utiliser en compensation! Deuxième achat aucun soucis à signaler Vêtements de qualités et qui ont je pense moyen de très largement durer dans le temps, si vous aimez ce qui est lié au monde militaire, je recommande fortement!

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  7. Kamil (verified owner) –

    Dobry materiał, idealny krój, polecam 😉

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Stuck between two sizes? Our model is 187 cm and wears L, when in doubt between sizes we recommend to take the bigger one.
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Veteran ownedBuilt by someone who served, for those who serve or have served.
60,000+ customers in 75+ countriesWorn on ranges, on exercise and off duty across Europe and beyond.
4.9 out of 5 on Trustpilot, from people who bought here.

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4 reviews for Paresito Tee

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  1. Chris (verified owner) –

    Goede pasvorm.
    Goede print kwaliteit zit er nog als nieuw op na dat het al meerdere keren in de was is geweest

  2. Jordi (verified owner) –

    Good design and nice shirt.

  3. Steven (verified owner) –

    Again a great quality shirt with a fun design!

  4. Kamil (verified owner) –

    Dobry materiał, idealny krój, polecam 😉

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