Definitely Not Sof Hoodie and T-Shirt
The ones who actually are will never say so
No confirmations, no war stories, no operator cosplay. This one is for the people who let the work do the talking.
Pick your piece
Two garments, seven colourways and the flag. Choose your size on the product page.
Says nothing and everything
The line is a straight face with a joke behind it. Definitely not special forces, definitely will not confirm or deny, and the people who read it correctly are exactly the ones it was drawn for.
It works because the real ones never volunteer the information. Ask what they do and you get a job title that explains nothing, and that is where this design starts.
The quiet ones never had to tell you
There is a rule in that world that nobody writes down: the further you get, the less you say about it. No unit patch in the bar, no stories at a birthday party, no explaining what the training week actually looked like. The ones with the most to tell are reliably the ones who tell you the least.
This design is a nod to exactly those people, not a joke at their expense. It says out loud what they would never say, in a way that gives nothing away. Wearing it is a wink, and the only people who catch it are the ones who already know.
Definitely not. And that is all you are getting.
It gets worn by the quiet professionals themselves, by the people who trained alongside them, and by everyone who prefers a person that lets the work speak first. Anyone who has to explain the shirt is proving the point.
Same fleece and same cut under CQB and Light Infantry, so sizing carries over one to one.
The specifics
- Hoodie
- 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Brushed Fleece 270 gsm. This hoodie is true to size. It has a slightly baggy fit at the arms. Our model is 187cm and wears XL.
- T-shirt
- 100% Cotton. (Sports Grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Viscose) 200 gsm. Regular-fit. Our model is 185cm and wears size L. When in doubt between two sizes we recommend taking the larger size.
- Sizes
- XS to 3XL, in 7 colourways.
- Care
- Wash max 30°C. Wash inside out. To keep the best quality we do not recommend the tumble dryer..
- Delivery
- Around 3 to 5 working days to prepare, then a track and trace code. Worldwide, free from 75 euro.
What people ask about this one
Where is the print, on the front or the back?
The illustration sits large across the back, with only the small Trace logo on the chest at the front. From the front there is nothing to give you away, which is rather the idea.
Which colours and sizes does it come in?
The hoodie comes in black, charcoal, olive, heather grey, white. The t-shirt comes in black, dark shadow, olive, heather grey, sand, white. Sizes run from XS up to 3XL. The flag measures 90 by 150 centimetres.
Is this making fun of special forces?
The opposite. It is written for them, because the real ones never volunteer what they do. The joke only works if you already know that.
Nothing loud about it
The hoodie is a 270 gsm brushed fleece, heavy and plain, with the print on the back and nothing on the chest but the small mark. The t-shirt is 200 gsm cotton, thick enough that the print does not shine through from the inside.
Thirty degrees, inside out, no tumble dryer. It ages the way a good plain hoodie should.
4.9 out of 5
8 reviews on this design
Founded by a sniper
Made for those who serve
Worldwide shipping
Free over €75
7 colourways
Plus the flag for the wall
From the people who wear it
4.9 out of 5 across 8 reviews on the Definitely Not Sof pieces.