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Sacred in some countries. Fully militarized in ours. Holy Cow is The Trace’s most blasphemous good time.
€ 54,90
| Size | FRONT CHEST WIDTH | UPPERBODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.3 | 25.2 |
| S | 19.3 | 26 |
| M | 21.3 | 26.8 |
| L | 23.2 | 27.6 |
| XL | 25.2 | 28.3 |
| XXL | 27.2 | 29.1 |
| Size | FRONT CHEST WIDTH | UPPERBODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 44 | 64 |
| S | 49 | 66 |
| M | 54 | 68 |
| L | 59 | 70 |
| XL | 64 | 72 |
| XXL | 69 | 74 |
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A military hoodie carrying a Trace original: a cow in a pope hat, surrounded by weapons and ammunition. Cows are sacred in some countries, so we did the only logical thing and armed one to the teeth. Holy Cow is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and that is the point. A clean fit and a bold print.
This Holy Cow hoodie is for the ones who like their humor loaded, right next to Prepare To Meet Thy God, Acting Like Gods, and Destroyer of Worlds. Holy, and heavily armed.
Explore more military hoodies in The Trace collection.
This hoodie is true to size.
It has a slightly baggy fit at the arms.
Our model is 187cm and wears XL.
Preparing your order costs around 3-5 work days.
You will receive a track and trace code when your order gets shipped.
Once printed, your order cannot be cancelled.
All shipping and return costs are borne by the customer.
To return an order check the Refunds and Returns policy at the bottom of the website.
Wash max 30°C / Wash inside out / To keep the best quality we do not recommend the tumble dryer.
100% Cotton.
(Sports Grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Viscose)
200 gsm
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any questions. Our customer service is rated 4.9 stars on Trustpilot!
Jorrit beyens (verified owner) –
Honestly, this is the best hoodie I’ve ever owned at this price point. The print is sharp and vibrant, and the fabric has a high-quality feel to it. the shipping was fast and delivered in a nice Packaging. Highly recommended if you’re looking for high quality without the expensive price tag
I am happy that I’ve found TheTrace, their designs are really good, everyone who’s in the law enforcement, emergency, military will find some design that fits him well. I want to thank TheTrace team for what they’re doing. Highly recommended!
Outstanding graphic design with high-quality printing on premium fabric. This has become my go-to hoodie—I wear it all the time! It’s cosy, comfortable, and versatile, Highly recommended, and I’d definitely purchase again.
I like the approach of The Trace. Instagram does not always like that but they dont not care. Second of all they make good clothes which is the most important part. I use it a lot and the print really stays strong after washing it very often.
The prints are great quality and don't wash off. The clothes feel like a top-of-the-shelf quality, absolutely SICK designs with a lot to choose from. I bought it a week before the holidays and it still arrived on time, the prices are as low as it gets.
The Trace is an amazing brand! I ordered two shirts and two flags. The quality is excellent, and the price-performance ratio is great.
I wear the shirts at work, and the flags hang in our gym for some extra motivation. When I need new shirts, I’ll definitely get some again.
Jorrit beyens (verified owner) –
Honestly, this is the best hoodie I’ve ever owned at this price point. The print is sharp and vibrant, and the fabric has a high-quality feel to it. the shipping was fast and delivered in a nice Packaging. Highly recommended if you’re looking for high quality without the expensive price tag