Holy Cow Hoodie
Sacred in some countries. Fully militarized in ours. Holy Cow is The Trace’s most blasphemous good time.
€ 54,90
Size Guide
Find Your Size
| Size | FRONT CHEST WIDTH | UPPERBODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.3 | 25.2 |
| S | 19.3 | 26 |
| M | 21.3 | 26.8 |
| L | 23.2 | 27.6 |
| XL | 25.2 | 28.3 |
| XXL | 27.2 | 29.1 |
| Size | FRONT CHEST WIDTH | UPPERBODY LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 44 | 64 |
| S | 49 | 66 |
| M | 54 | 68 |
| L | 59 | 70 |
| XL | 64 | 72 |
| XXL | 69 | 74 |
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A military hoodie carrying a Trace original: a cow in a pope hat, surrounded by weapons and ammunition. Cows are sacred in some countries, so we did the only logical thing and armed one to the teeth. Holy Cow is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and that is the point. A clean fit and a bold print.
This Holy Cow hoodie is for the ones who like their humor loaded, right next to Prepare To Meet Thy God, Acting Like Gods, and Destroyer of Worlds. Holy, and heavily armed.
Explore more military hoodies in The Trace collection.
Sizing
This hoodie is true to size.
It has a slightly baggy fit at the arms.
Our model is 187cm and wears XL.
Shipping & Returns
Preparing your order costs around 3-5 work days.
You will receive a track and trace code when your order gets shipped.
Once printed, your order can no longer be stopped or changed.
All shipping and return costs are borne by the customer.
To return an order check the Refunds and Returns policy.
Care Instructions
Wash max 30°C / Wash inside out / To keep the best quality we do not recommend the tumble dryer.
Materials
100% Cotton.
(Sports Grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Viscose)
200 gsm
2 reviews for Holy Cow Hoodie
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Jorrit beyens (verified owner) –
Rated 5 out of 5Honestly, this is the best hoodie I’ve ever owned at this price point. The print is sharp and vibrant, and the fabric has a high-quality feel to it. the shipping was fast and delivered in a nice Packaging. Highly recommended if you’re looking for high quality without the expensive price tag
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What They Say About Us
Great cap. Low profile. Snug fit. Only downside is having to fight off all the ladies while wearing it.
first time buying their brand and i got to say, bought both shirt and hoodie design on a sale and they both look and feel amazing! well worth the wait
I love the shirts. Had to order another few! Very good Quality which also withstands the washing machine. And shipment is very fast for CH/FL!
Het T-shirt van The Trace overtreft mijn verwachtingen. Het materiaal voelt hoogwaardig en duurzaam aan, terwijl de stof toch licht en ademend blijft. De pasvorm is modern en sluit mooi aan zonder in te leveren op comfort. Ook na meerdere wasbeurten behoudt het shirt zijn vorm en kleur, wat wijst op uitstekende...
The hoodie is really good quality and super comfortable to wear. The prints look clean and well-made, and everything feels durable. Definitely happy with this purchase!
Super comfy and amazing feel to this hoodie. I wear it out on the range all the time and its my go-to hoodie. The materials are just pure class alongside the design to complement it. Quality product, couldn't ask for better service. Definitely would recommend!
aanrader, goed materiaal makkelijk besteld .open en snelle communicatie bij eventuele vragen. top
Really love the hoodie it fits perfectly. The fabric and the print is really great. Very comfortable wear. Ordered with a same style T-shirt. And a awesome sticker. Love it. It fits perfectly while controlling A-10's.
Very good quality. Even after many washes, the print remains clearly visible. It retains its shape beautifully. Highly recommended!
Quality clothing brand building an awesome community through designs that picture profesionalism.
Every piece of clothing from the one shirt to all the hoodies I've ordered i didnt have to return a single thing, all the clothes are comfortable, good material and to be honest is worth their prices. 10/10 recommended it to my friends
Still rocking this t-shirt at festivals and daily wear! Fit stays the same after many washes! Top quality!
Comfortable and a good quality! Delivery took a bit of time, but 100% woth it! would buy again.

Jorrit beyens (verified owner) –
Honestly, this is the best hoodie I’ve ever owned at this price point. The print is sharp and vibrant, and the fabric has a high-quality feel to it. the shipping was fast and delivered in a nice Packaging. Highly recommended if you’re looking for high quality without the expensive price tag
The product was fast delivered and has a good quality.
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