Holy Cow Hoodie and T-Shirt
Sacred in some countries, fully militarised in ours
A cow in a pope hat, armed to the teeth. Exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and that is the point.
Pick your piece
A hoodie and a tee, both in black. Choose your size on the product page.
We armed one, obviously
Cows are sacred in some parts of the world. We took that fact, thought about it for roughly four seconds, and did the only logical thing with it.
The result is a cow in a pope hat surrounded by weapons and ammunition, drawn with far more care than the joke strictly deserves.
Humour with the safety off
Holy Cow belongs to a small group of designs that go further than the rest of the range: it sits next to Prepare To Meet Thy God and Acting Like Gods. Same drawing hand, same willingness to poke at things people usually leave alone.
What keeps it from being cheap is the execution. The line work is dense, the details reward looking twice, and it is printed at a size where all of that survives. It is a stupid idea drawn extremely well, which is a specific kind of funny.
A stupid idea, drawn extremely well.
It is worn by people who like their humour loaded, and it is reliably the design that gets the most comments in a bar.
Same fabric as the rest of the range, so sizing carries over one to one with Light Infantry.
The specifics
- Hoodie
- 100% Cotton. (Sports Grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Viscose) 200 gsm. This hoodie is true to size. It has a slightly baggy fit at the arms. Our model is 187cm and wears XL.
- T-shirt
- 100% Cotton. (Sports Grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Viscose) 200 gsm. Regular-fit. Our model is 185cm and wears size L. When in doubt between two sizes we recommend taking the larger size.
- Sizes
- XS to 3XL, in 1 colourway.
- Care
- Wash max 30°C. Wash inside out. To keep the best quality we do not recommend the tumble dryer..
- Delivery
- Around 3 to 5 working days to prepare, then a track and trace code. Worldwide, free from 75 euro.
What people ask about this one
Where is the print, on the front or the back?
The print sits large across the back, with only the small Trace logo on the chest at the front.
Which colours and sizes does it come in?
The hoodie comes in black. The t-shirt comes in black. Sizes run from XS up to 3XL.
Is this meant to offend anyone?
It is meant to be ridiculous rather than pointed. If you find it funny it is for you, and if you do not there are forty other designs.
Detail needs a heavy fabric
The hoodie is a 270 gsm brushed fleece and the t-shirt is 200 gsm cotton. A print with this much line work needs a fabric that holds it without bleeding, which is why both are the heavier versions.
Thirty degrees, inside out, no tumble dryer.
5.0 out of 5
3 reviews on this design
Founded by a sniper
Made for those who serve
Worldwide shipping
Free over €75
1 colourway
Across 2 pieces