Prepare To Meet Thy God Hoodie and T-Shirt
A warning older than gunpowder, delivered in a pope mask
Prepare To Meet Thy God is dark humour with the safety off, drawn for the people who get it.
Pick your piece
A hoodie and a tee, both in black. Choose your size on the product page.
An old line, a new messenger
The sentence is thousands of years old and has been used as a threat, a warning and a promise depending on who was saying it. Here it is being delivered by a figure in a pope mask carrying a full loadout.
That combination is the whole joke, and it is drawn completely straight, which is what makes it land.
Straight face, loaded meaning
This design belongs to the darker corner of the range, alongside Holy Cow and Acting Like Gods. All three take something people treat carefully and put a weapon next to it, and all three are drawn with a level of detail that makes it clear this was not thrown together.
It is the one that most reliably starts a conversation. Half the reaction is a laugh, the other half is somebody looking at it for a while and deciding they like it. Both are fine.
Drawn completely straight, which is what makes it land.
It gets worn by people with a taste for the irreverent, and by people who simply think it is the best drawing in the collection.
Same fabric and cut as the rest of the range, so sizing carries over one to one with Light Infantry.
The specifics
- Hoodie
- 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Brushed Fleece 270 gsm. This hoodie is true to size. It has a slightly baggy fit at the arms. Our model is 187cm and wears XL.
- T-shirt
- 100% Cotton. (Sports Grey: 90% Cotton / 10% Viscose) 200 gsm. Regular-fit. Our model is 185cm and wears size L. When in doubt between two sizes we recommend taking the larger size.
- Sizes
- XS to 3XL, in 1 colourway.
- Care
- Wash max 30°C. Wash inside out. To keep the best quality we do not recommend the tumble dryer..
- Delivery
- Around 3 to 5 working days to prepare, then a track and trace code. Worldwide, free from 75 euro.
What people ask about this one
Where is the print, on the front or the back?
The print sits large across the back, with only the small Trace logo on the chest at the front.
Which colours and sizes does it come in?
The hoodie comes in black. The t-shirt comes in black. Sizes run from XS up to 3XL.
Is this an anti religious design?
No. It borrows the imagery the way a lot of military art always has, and the target of the joke is the delivery rather than the belief.
Detail needs a heavy fabric
The hoodie is a 270 gsm brushed fleece and the t-shirt is 200 gsm cotton, both heavy enough to carry this amount of line work without it bleeding.
Thirty degrees, inside out, no tumble dryer.
5.0 out of 5
3 reviews on this design
Founded by a sniper
Made for those who serve
Worldwide shipping
Free over €75
1 colourway
Across 2 pieces
From the people who wear it
5.0 out of 5 across 3 reviews on the Prepare To Meet Thy God pieces.